Flying Mice

So we have a mouse, and its big , we have a cat he is bigger. So whats the matter then you ask .

Well the dumb cat is lazy and the freaking mouse is smart. We have caught him 3 times only to have him escape.

Ever have a mouse jump at your head , last night was a new first for me and not in a good way. I opened the pantry door at close to 1 am (I heard a noise I was not sneaking snacks) and the mouse was going after my crackers so I grab a container and I'm acting all smart I will grab the bugger and toss him outside, and i go back to the pantry and he is sitting there looking at me , I stood there kind of stunned cause ya know there is a mouse staring at me , and then he makes this running leap at my head , so I scream ( cause that's what you do when mice jump at you) and run out of the kitchen.

He has taken over the kitchen and living room , and I walk with fear that he will fly down from a high place to get me at any moment and while I am looking up in fear the dam thing runs in front of my feet, so I have to be smart and do the head up head down walking technique that makes me look like a bobble head and gives my neck a pain and my sight a few grey spots but no mouse shall sneak up on me.

How did this mouse get in your house?

Well I cared him in first class in a box from the shed, see I am smart. We had (please do note the had )a mouse in the shed so I took everything into the house and carried the dam thing into the house , we watched him climb out the box in shock . So now we have a mouse in the house.