So I am wondering is there anyone out there that is a pack rat like me who cant help themselves?
Do you gather and buy and store crap, until even you think you have 2 much crap? I have enough crap to furnish 2 apartments and I furnished my moms place with kool stuff.
When I was working at liquidation world it closed down and I got a 90% discount as a staff member so I got my mom real leather couch set , wooden coffee table and side tables set (that was given back to me) dinning set , dinning side table , cups , plates /bowls sets , tons of cooking stuff , tons of nicknack's and stuff . Ya i rock as a daughter right .
How can I be a assume daughter like you mistress pink ?
Well my dears, you must work at a department store with a limited staff be a favorite of the manager and have the closing shift and the store must be closing down. Then when everyone leaves and you must sit your ass down in the cramped small smelly office , doing the closing report and the till crap and whatever else is on the list like moping and sweeping the floors, turning off the lights and cleaning up after the 13 year old snot bag who never can be found on his shift but always shows up to bug you on yours. You can let your mom go around with a shopping cart and put in stuff or point out furniture you want that you have moved to the back for you to pay off on pay day.
That's not right you say, or is it ? yes , yes my dears it is , you see not only did you get permission for it at times your manager joins your mom , and shows her new stock that has not been put out yet. Also you mom will be overly happy because she is scared of crowds and hates to go shopping for this reason because you are an amazing daughter you got this "job " just for her. so that she can shop in quite without no one to bug her .
While we are on the liquidation subject I must tell you I have been proposed to twice by 2 hudrits, and I was stocked by of them . It was a scary time in my life, the colony would have people come in every Sunday and that was the day i ran the store with one 12 and one 13 year old who thought it was the best thing to hid in back laughing and leave me standing at till unable to leave and being hit on by old and young hudrits . So anyway this one guy keeped bugging me and then one day he brings me a bottle of homemade wine and homemade bread , he had this big smile , I grabbed one of the kids and held him by my side and he could not stop laughing and I refused to let go of him. then the guy proposed gave me the stuff and I was like no thank you , I am not interested in getting married right now. He answered I will wait and of course the snot I had a hold of cracked up even harder . After he walked away a hudrit woman came up with a boy about 11 in age , and said good for you love you don't need him , you want a man like my boy will be , you marry my boy and he will make a fine husband for you , you will be happy to be my daughter in law. Now of course I am shocked to shit and the little snot is only being held up by his arm that I am holding because he is laughing so hard. after all hudrits had left I locked myself in the office to do "paperwork" .
When I later got over things and told my mom she never believed me, and told me to get her some of their double yoke eggs if he wanted me so bad she wanted a dozen.
Um, thanks mom .
So when she was dropped by my work and heard the others making jokes about my "fiances", then she was like don't you get ideas , you are not joining them .
I was all "duuuuuuuuuuuuuue "
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