they have friends crashing at their place but not inside oh no , they had to pull out the camper and set up camp on the doorstep . where they and their lovely 2 kids enjoyed saying hello to the neighbour hood by having the youngest scream at the top of her lungs because she could. and of course this all takes place next to my bedroom window the only bedroom window on that side of the house that just happens to be stuck open . yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. don't i feel special.
i thought about leaning out the window and joining her in a lovely welcome new day early morning scream , just cause i could but decided since my scream would included a few choice words and we must to make a good impression on the neighbours it would be best to hall the blankets over my head.
ah silence i have missed you , where have you been hiding why have you forsaken me .
she shut up , you remembered me , I'm flattered . i can now enjoy your sense of Peace ........................ ah to lye in bliss. the only thing that could make this any nicer would be the bang bang bang of my cuz 2 of dee trying to get into the house , she had left to visit a friends the day before and i do believe she crashed at a party . hum well its a good thing i was babysitting the cuzs because something "bad" might have happened . rolls eyes , right .
today i was amazed and i was proven wrong , i have adopted the motto we can survive as the 2 pair (cuz 1 of dee and cuz 2 of dee) managed to only have 1 fight that lasted 2 min , before leaving today TOGETHER to walk TOGETHER across town. OMG bet you never thought that would happen, i know i never. of course in their wake they left a trashed liveing room , kitchen and bathroom. well it could have been worse they could have stayed and screamed at each other.
okay
i say to the empty house ,
whose turn is it to help clean ?
silents
okay mine i guess ................... right after a bathroom brake.
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how the fuck does all the toilet paper get used in 1 night ? great so now i have to do the bathroom waddle/walk to the bathroom 2 floors down to get toilet paper .
get up to the kitchen and look at the disaster dishes, yupe fun . turn on some music , empty the dishes from both sinks , clean both sinks , load up soapy water . load in plates , bowls change song . wash plates and bowls . make juice and put to chill. go to computer and read a blog .
cuz 2 of dee walks in looks at the dishes , looks in the cupboard grabs the last clean cup that i had planed to use to drink juice. pours glass of juice drops cup in water , looks around , looks at me looks back at the dishes and walks out of the house .
hummmmmmmmmmm , i think she was trying to say something . i wounder what it could have been . i swear if i was a mean cuz i would have put salt in her bed , used her toothbrush to scrub the toilet , hid her fav cloths and used up the 52 free min of computer tv to watch 2 and a half men , so that gossip girl would have to wait for the next day to be watched every day but as i am a good cuz i will save all my issues and trust me i have a lot , add them with my anger and wait tell i see my little bro and then i will scream at early hours in the morning just cause i can .
just because i want the cuz of the year award does not mean i want the sis of the award . i mean i have been after that award for 18 years and now its just a done that been there thing. so beware little bro i have issues and i will use them .
so looking at the rooms and the dishes and the computer i thought gee i could clean to no end and hope no one gets home by the time I'm done so that i can blog or i can stay on now and do cleaning when they get home .
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
life is just full of those hard decisions you now . i bet you cant guess which one i went with.
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