Tuesday, June 16, 2009

only in this house !

watched cake boss last night I'm a BIG fan of cake boss , soooo cant wait to see next weeks ep . i recommend that you watch cake boss if you like funny , cake , baking , Italians , reality , stupid people, artwork or your looking for something new . its a blast to watch and i have falling head over heels in love with it.
here is a link

i started today off slow with some reading and followed it up with music. topped it off with a call from mom back home . the called made me a little pissed at first but then i was like i will survive and moved right along.

call from home

mom -----how are you ?

me ----- good

mom ------ i have been missing you a lot lately i think you should come home .
hows the job hunt ? did you get more resumes out ? where are you dropping them off at ?

me ----um there are 2 new restaurants opening in town i am dropping them off at , i went to drop them off Friday but no one was there, they are not open yet and will not open for a few weeks . so i am going back today.

mom ---- okay well i think you should get out of bed and give them a call and maybe drop some off , if you cant get a job in 2 -3 weeks i am buying a plain ticket home and you can come home.

(i woke up at 5 am because that's when cuz 1 of dee sets her alarm to wake her up for school , she goes to a school out of town and it takes her 1 hour 30 min to get ready when she does go , i was wake and lying in bed for the rest of the morning , i manage to fall asleep somewhere around 1230 -1 am . )

me ----- I'm out of bed , i have been for a while and there are only 5 jobs open in this town right now ( 1 part time , 1 i am not qualified for, 1 that last 3 days , 2 that are the restaurants )

mom --- oh i now , but I think there are better things you could be doing , like being home and walking the dogs .

me ---- ................................ ya

it kind of wanders off from there and then she talks to my aunt.

( i should mention that every time i move out try to move out she shows up and unpacks my bags or packs my bags and moves me home or makes me stay at home , while at 16 my brother had moved out and had no trouble , he just packed his bags and left and that was that , he still moved back every time he needed to but it was on his own terms when he wanted to and he moved back out when he wanted to . never a word edge wise. i guess in a way i should feel loved but when your 20 and have been trying to move out since you where 16 and everytime you tryed or talked about it you where shut down , and yet when you stop talking and stop doing she started talking and saying i should . i live in a very twisted world )

this is what pissed me off you called me at 3 30 pm in the afternoon and just assumed i was in bed , what the hell, then you don't think I'm not trying for a job , then you say well this is when i buy your ticket home , this is when you come home and the icing on the cake YOU THINK THAT THERE ARE BETTER THINGS FOR ME TO BE DOING LIKE WALKING YOUR DOGS !!!

please hold while i scream "JUST CAUSE I CAN"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*hands to face slowly brush back hair , breath in , breath out *
okay chill girl .

did you feel the earth shake yet . it was me , I'm a little bitchy ...... just a little ...... about this much
*holds fingers apart ( )...... ( ) {- hint = those are my chubby little fingers.

side story ---- this reminded me of a story , i was at my x boyfriends house and a bunch of us where hanging out , anyway Jamie a friend of ours goes into the tiny tiny bathroom off the kitchen (this thing can barely hold the toilet and the sink, its like glorified crowded crawlspace/cupboard. ) anyway after 20 minutes we where all calling out to him , and
Jamie yells back shut up I'm taking a dump .
to which Jimmie being a smart ass yells out did you warn them down there (meaning Australia /china area).
Jaimie's reply was fuck no .
Jimmie then yells at the floor title wave.
we all laugh that's funny and continue on with the party . in the morning the paper was delivered to the door and when x pulled it in he just cant stop laughing, there on the front page ,( i am not making this shit up its to funny to ) was a picture of Australia and these headlines

TSUNAMI HITS DOWNUNDER: Solomons hit Australia fears the worst

April 2, 2007

It’s as major wave sparked by what scientists are saying was a massive 8.9 Earthquake in the Pacific. Reports say many south pacific island badly hit in what seems to be one of the worst disasters to hit the area in recent times.

["... U.S. Geological Survey: quake measured magnitude-8.0 and struck at 7:39 a.m. about 6 miles beneath the sea floor, 217 miles northwest of the capital, Honiara. ..."]

we really did feel bad for everyone but no one could stop laughing for days , all of us cracked jokes about Jamie's shit causing shit and the poor guy could not go to the bathroom for weeks with out laughter and jokes following him . although he took it all in good fun and joked himself .

what are the odds that this would happen , after a joke like that , pretty slim i am guessing.


so on with the events of the day.
i did drop my resumes off got told that i would here calls, looked for the kitten she is missing , one of the kids let her out and but good news she was seen playing in the bushes 3 houses down about 20 min ago , she was not there when we where told and rushed there but the neighbourhood kids are now on the lookout for her.

i dyed my hair today rush red, jumped in the shower closed my eyes and forgot what i was doing open my eyes looked down at myself seen a flood of red and almost had a panic attack that i was bleeding. totally freaked myself out until i remember just as i was about to scream bloody murder ... oh ya i had dye in my hair. way to go self , that has to be one of my finest moments.



some conversations of the day to pass the time (i swear i think these moments must only happen to people in my family )
5:30 - 6pm
cuz 1 of dee -----can you stop doing that

cuz 2 of dee-----what

cuz 1 of dee ----- seriously stop shoving food in your mouth , it looks like your trying to make out with the garlic bread. look at her. its like shes a chipmunk , trying to save up for the freaking winter, winter is a long ways away .

cuz 2 of dee ----winters not that far away

cuz 1 of dee ------um ya it is . gess will you stop that , that's so annoying .

10 pm
cuz 1 of dee ----omg can you stop eating that, it looks like your making out with the spoon , what are you eating

cuz 2 of dee ---- crushed up freezes

cuz 1 of dee ---- ew , seriously stop , you look retarded . what the hell is wrong with you.

me ----- why is it that today you keep saying your sister is making out with something?

cuz 1 of dee ----- well,she is look at her. she is trying to make baby's with the spoon. omg that looks like cum , the spoon just cummed in your mouth.

cuz 2 of dee ---- its cause i mixed white and purple freezes together.

cuz 1 of dee ---- ew you just jazzed in your mouth. that's disgusting .

me ----- cuz 1 of dee only could have such a beautiful mind as to think up something like that.


remember you have to love your family no mater how twisted or weird they are ....... or so i keep trying to tell myself these days .

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