omg the aliens are coming to take over the world , the government listens to our thoughts . what a freak .
well guess what . its worse then that , worse i tell you . the government is not listening in they got bored years ago , the aliens think we are the idiots that's right people they stopped coming here years go because we are the trailer trash of this universe , we are the place they pray they have enough gas to get past.
soooo you ask if its not the aliens or the government , why the fuck are you wearing a tin hat .
WELL you poor misguided soul , i bet you have yet to meet my family.
my aunt and cuz 2 of dee read minds , and i have had it with the thought sharing , if you think having your mind read is the worse thing ever then have it read by your family and you will learn what it means to want the floor to swallow you up .
ya right you say , right so your family reads minds , and i bet your boyfriend is big foot and you ride the lockness monster to work everyday .
um no i dumped big foot , he had a bad case of athletes foot ( nasty stuff ) and i had to sell nessy as the economy sucks ass and fresh fish cost a fucking ton.
yesterday it got bad we where eating supper and my thoughts where random and odd as usual , anyone who knows me knows this. i was looking about and i remembered watching a how its made show cooking style about how some companies use intestines as the wrap to make sausages , and cuz 2 of dee , started picking at her sausages and when aunt dee asked what the mater was , i thought about the intestines and she cried out eww these things are made with intestines , and then she refused to eat them , she had been eating fine before i thought about the show , so i looked at her and said where did you hear that and thought oh fuck not you 2 and she looked at me and laughed .
so i was okay with aunt dee and the thoughts most the time , i mean if it has to be anyone at lest its her because we both are twisted and she may think some of it is all her own ..... maybe. but with 2 of them there is no hope.
NO HOPE I TELL YOU ..... NOT ONE FREAKING BIT.
also a side note 75 % of my thoughts should not be heard by anyone under 18. ................... hum that says something about me i guess.
so now i must go , and by some more tin foil , stocks running low , i will blog to you all later about life with the family .
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