me ----------um ya
cuz 1 of dee *dances across the kitchen* ------------yes , I'm in a Vietnamese food mood.
minutes pass by
cuz 1 of dee ---------- so we have rice ,
me ------------ ya
cuz 1 of dee ------------ can we put eggs in it
me ------------------that's how its made , with rice , eggs and veggies
cuz 1 of dee ------------------yeeeeeeeeeessssssss ..............................................so we can put onions in it
me ----- yup
silence
cuz 1 of dee ------ are onions bad for you
me - ---- no
cuz 1 of dee ---------- then why do they make you cry
me --------------.... um they have an acidic juice in them that releases into the air when you cut them that affects your tear duckets
cuz 1 of dee --------------------- but would the acidic be bad for you
me ------------------nope lots foods have acidic stuff in them and they are okay to eat.
cuz 1 of dee ------------------ can we not put carrots in it
me ----------------why
cuz 1 of dee - ----------carrots are gross .......... wait do we have peas
me ------------------ya
cuz 1 of dee ----------------- can we put peas in it
me ----------------yup
cuz 1 of dee - --------------------- will you make it with chicken.... we can use the chicken left over from yesterday ,
yes this is going to be great
me ------*nods*
cuz 1 of dee ----------------- its a shame we don't have corn ,
me -------------we do
cuz 1 of dee ----------------assume this is going to be the best ever , if i was male i would have needed a condom .
me -----------------what
cuz 1 of dee --------------*grins * its that great
me ------.........................
me ---------------I'm going to blog that
cuz 1 of dee -----------*turns and grins back at me * okay
few minutes pass
cuz 1 of dee ------------do our insides look like that
me -------what
cuz 1 of dee ------------a lamb
(i left the food channel on while i waited for the computer )
me ----------no, but if you opened a pig that would be us , our body organs are in the same place .
cuz 1 of dee ------------but not a lamb
me -----------no , different animals have different placed organs
cuz 1 of dee ------------so a chickens stomach is next to mouth
me ------------no , but a fishes stomach is and a cow has like 3 stomachs so they cant be next to its mouth.
cuz 1 of dee ------------a cow has 3 stomachs
me ---------um ya or 2 i cant remember
dee -------------can you both stop , i am changing the channel your grossing me out and i want to eat my super
cuz 1 of dee ------------why the hell does it have 3 stomachs
me --------------to digest its food ,
cuz 1 of dee ------------but it eats the same things we do
me -----------cows eat grass , we eat cows
cuz 1 of dee ------------we can eat grass 2
me ------------------ ya but its different
dee - --------------okay that's enough i want to eat my food , and i don't need to be grossed out ,
cuz 1 of dee ------------why you eat lamb
me ------------some people cant watch their food being prepared it grosses them out , so they cant eat it
cuz 1 of dee ------------why
me ---- (thinks about breakfast .... i will tell you later in post)
i cant explain because it would turn you off a type of food and piss off your mom ... again
(see June 11 , mommy i don't want to wear a tinfoil hat )
cuz 1 of dee ------------so i cant watch you cook fried rice
me -----------no , you can watch stuff like that its mostly meats
cuz 1 of dee ------------i can watch someone cook a sausage
dee --------------that's enough
silence
me ------------------not if someone brought home the stuff and made the sausage in from of you before cooking it
that's enough i want to eat .
WARNING DO NOT READ IF SQUEAMISH
OR LIKE EGG YOKES
breakfast ----- i was looking at my eggs thinking about the sausages and then i thought you know all
the people who eat their eggs with the yokes runny are eating alive baby chickens.
if you think about if egg yokes are the baby chicken and the white stuff is the whats it called bag
so when you cook an egg you cook the bag and you leave the egg/baby chicken raw as in alive , just over heated .
man , if some people thought about this or where told this a lot of people would stop eating eggs , hummmmmmm.
oh well .
then i finished my breakfast
OKAY SO YOUR SAFE TO READ AGAIN
so now you now how i fit in so well with my twisted family , my mind is much worse then most of the other members
actually can go as far as to say i am the queen because even in my family's standards i have a very fucked and twisted
freaky mind. i just never vocalized most of my thoughts tell now.
RECIPE FOR CHICKEN FRIED RICE
chicken cooked , you can cook it in spices or sauces , or leave it plain or used left over chicken
(you can use beef , pork or shrimp as well or in place of )
rice cooked before hand
veggies (any type you want , the best to use are onions , mushrooms , peas ,carrots, celery , peppers, zucchini,
broccoli )
garlic
oil
salt pepper
eggs
veggie stock (you can get this by boiling veggies in water ... the water takes the flavor and vitamins of the veggies)
in another pan put chicken stock about half cup let get almost to boiling point add veggies ,
(this is healthier way to cooking veggies or chicken as well it cooks them without added oils
and it makes them taste great)
when they are tender but still have a snap take them off and strain
heat up pan or wok , put in oil and heat
toss in chopped garlic , this makes the oil garlicky ( its really good to put garlic thin slices in the oil when you cook
because it adds flavor to your cooking)
toss in rice , beat eggs in a bowl and pour in on top of rice
stir tell egg is cooked .
toss in chicken / meat
stir , and toss in veggies
stir again , then add a little salt and pepper
all done and it takes 10 minutes and it taste great
i felt really brainy answering all my little cuzs questions even if i may have bullshitted a few
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